| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #608 | CRIMBCO mug | 18 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #368 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #227 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 13 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #426 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #4829 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1037 | canteen of wine | 15 |
| #11 | cheap plastic blowgun | 125 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #688 | elven cellocello | 26 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #609 | elven suicide capsule | 27 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #97 | goblin autoblowgun | 4 |
| #519 | herringcello | 29 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #647 | knuckle sandwich | 30 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #608 | penguin focaccia bread | 26 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #76 | pygmy blowgun | 49 |
| #246 | slow jam collection | 18 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |