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| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
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| #325 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 15 |
| #262 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 20 |
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| #462 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
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| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
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| #214 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 37 |
| #204 | Knob Goblin tongs | 95 |
| #377 | Knob Goblin visor | 14 |
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| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #757 | Mad Train wine | 71 |
| #36 | Meat detector | 11 |
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| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
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| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
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| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
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| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
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| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #637 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
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| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
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| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
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| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
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| #286 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 3 |
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| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #530 | fine wine | 6 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #351 | horizontal tango | 2 |
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| #736 | ice-cold Willer | 35 |
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| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
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| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
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| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
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| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
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| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
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| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
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| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
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| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
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| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
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