| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 33,333 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #126 | cheap toaster | 14 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #34 | long-stemmed rose | 71 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #150 | right half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #104 | stick of dynamite | 37 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |