| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1645 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #825 | banana | 3 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1076 | brick | 26 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #1562 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #1294 | defective skull | 3 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1020 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1448 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1516 | fake fake vomit | 6 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #469 | fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1661 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1551 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1561 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1322 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #1558 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1569 | rubber emo roe | 5 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1664 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #1556 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #1264 | x-ray specs | 3 |
| #1574 | yellow snowcone | 6 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |