| #1118 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1529 | 8-ball | 5 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1164 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1030 | CRIMBCO scrip | 55 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #74 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1,580 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #471 | depantsing bomb | 3 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #85 | furry fur | 2,434 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #764 | handful of hand chalk | 14 |
| #304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #75 | wolf mask | 804 |
| #33 | wolfman mask | 195 |