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| #156 | Cloaca grenade | 107 |
| #89 | Cloaca-Cola | 552 |
| #127 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 28 |
| #466 | Corpse Island iced tea | 11 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #20 | DNOTC Box | 10 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #60 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 64 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #4836 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #329 | brown sugar cane | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1042 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #1024 | candied yams | 8 |
| #621 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #502 | corpsedriver | 10 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #117 | disturbing fanfic | 2,095 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1294 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #4 | mini-zeppelin | 101 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #606 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7819 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5265 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #5712 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7012 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6371 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #5314 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7819 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7023 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5304 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #7884 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #5353 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7795 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2068 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #933 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #928 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1441 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2060 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1454 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1442 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #942 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #672 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1230 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #1415 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #1052 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1274 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #724 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #745 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 10 |
| #2145 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1202 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #1486 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #920 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #1102 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1103 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #467 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |