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| #153 | Cloaca grenade | 107 |
| #88 | Cloaca-Cola | 552 |
| #126 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 28 |
| #466 | Corpse Island iced tea | 11 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #19 | DNOTC Box | 10 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #60 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 64 |
| #725 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #4830 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #331 | brown sugar cane | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1038 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #1024 | candied yams | 8 |
| #619 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #502 | corpsedriver | 10 |
| #1219 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #116 | disturbing fanfic | 2,095 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #966 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #4 | mini-zeppelin | 101 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #5707 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #5308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #3414 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #931 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #671 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #1411 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #720 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #742 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 10 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1200 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #1478 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #1100 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1101 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #469 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |