| #397 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 4 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #176 | Black No. 2 | 59 |
| #143 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 49 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #1252 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #547 | CRIMBCO wine | 14 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2846 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #306 | FDKOL commendation | 1,350 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #297 | Spam Witch sammich | 133 |
| #403 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 32 |
| #374 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 35 |
| #432 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 27 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #218 | Wolfman Nardz | 7 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #160 | black forest cake | 31 |
| #112 | black forest ham | 40 |
| #73 | black greaves | 56 |
| #62 | black helmet | 63 |
| #139 | black kettle drum | 9 |
| #248 | black pension check | 20 |
| #107 | black pepper | 42 |
| #221 | black picnic basket | 8 |
| #296 | black pixel | 88 |
| #79 | black shield | 50 |
| #204 | black snake skin | 40 |
| #79 | black sword | 58 |
| #195 | blackberry | 97 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #313 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 6 |
| #479 | clockwork key | 4 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #144 | electrical thingamabob | 100 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #898 | elven cellocello | 22 |
| #654 | elven suicide capsule | 26 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #638 | herringcello | 26 |
| #25 | holiday cheese log | 74 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #163 | incense bath ball | 6 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #626 | knuckle sandwich | 31 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #159 | mulled cider | 11 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #37 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 7 |
| #169 | nanite-infested candy cane | 98 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #130 | plastic ingot | 100 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #26 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 121 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #810 | spooky bark | 5 |
| #500 | spooky sap | 16 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #622 | unstable DNA | 85 |
| #654 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #202 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 27 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #162 | warbear battery | 18 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #191 | warbear empathy chip | 3 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #210 | warbear helm fragment | 23 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #47 | warbear liquid lasers | 4 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #296 | warbear metalworking primer | 3 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #36 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 5 |
| #300 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 3 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #52 | warbear superpotion | 3 |
| #138 | warbear trouser fragment | 47 |
| #118 | warbear whosit | 1,888 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |