| #8 | ASCII shirt | 1,047 |
| #67 | DNOTC Box | 5 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #278 | antique record album | 10 |
| #6 | bat-ass leather jacket | 3,314 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #800 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #395 | blue striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #25 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 2 |
| #55 | bugged balaclava | 2 |
| 🥇 | bugged beanie | 1,152 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #167 | canteen of wine | 129 |
| #427 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #974 | delicious salad | 18 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #859 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | mummy mask | 766 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #311 | red paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #457 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 15 |
| #875 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #321 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 20 |
| #497 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 14 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #626 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #706 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 62 |
| #634 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 69 |
| #628 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 70 |
| #632 | stuffed Meat | 75 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #725 | stuffed angry cow | 63 |
| #710 | stuffed astral badger | 66 |
| #718 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 67 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #680 | stuffed cocoabo | 65 |
| #518 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 13 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #1102 | stuffed doppelshifter | 9 |
| #776 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 62 |
| #550 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 82 |
| #1480 | stuffed gray blob | 8 |
| #648 | stuffed hand turkey | 71 |
| #485 | stuffed key | 120 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #743 | stuffed mind flayer | 65 |
| #642 | stuffed mink | 72 |
| #538 | stuffed monocle | 89 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #997 | stuffed scary death orb | 50 |
| #656 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 71 |
| #621 | stuffed snowy owl | 71 |
| #797 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 61 |
| #860 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 10 |
| #567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 77 |
| #610 | stuffed teddy butler | 79 |
| #610 | stuffed tin of caviar | 78 |
| #435 | stuffed treasure chest | 130 |
| #742 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 65 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #901 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #908 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #948 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #238 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 22 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |