| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #742 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #693 | Boss Bat britches | 21 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #912 | Drowsy Sword | 16 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #880 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 30 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #91 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 24 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #1748 | badass belt | 31 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1638 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #1064 | grue egg | 25 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #673 | obsidian dagger | 27 |
| #775 | personalized coffee mug | 17 |
| #1359 | roll of toilet paper | 21 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #995 | spectre scepter | 31 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1338 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1006 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |