| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #827 | Daffy Taffy | 32 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #634 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 19 |
| #813 | M-242 | 5 |
| #1708 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 15 |
| #1496 | Rock Pops | 22 |
| #733 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 5 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1411 | Yummy Tummy bean | 98 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #585 | beach glass bead | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #707 | black-and-blue light | 13 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #663 | blue plasma ball | 19 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #502 | brick | 78 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #626 | cheap studded belt | 16 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #239 | cream pie | 4 |
| #345 | cyborg doll | 5 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #458 | delicious salad | 110 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #699 | flavored foot massage oil | 8 |
| #642 | foam dart | 13 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2061 | golden ring | 36 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #679 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #79 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 15 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1825 | killing feather | 24 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #747 | monomolecular yo-yo | 53 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1322 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #376 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #219 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #530 | personal massager | 14 |
| #772 | personalized coffee mug | 17 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #987 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1244 | robotronic egg | 17 |
| #2320 | rogue swarmer | 15 |
| #1490 | roll of toilet paper | 15 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #1716 | sawblade fragment | 32 |
| #760 | snake | 5 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #761 | sparkler | 5 |
| #639 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 14 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1338 | stuffed gray blob | 10 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2030 | unstable laser battery | 25 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |