| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #827 | Daffy Taffy | 32 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #635 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 19 |
| #813 | M-242 | 5 |
| #1711 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 15 |
| #1498 | Rock Pops | 22 |
| #732 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 5 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1412 | Yummy Tummy bean | 98 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #585 | beach glass bead | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #707 | black-and-blue light | 13 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #663 | blue plasma ball | 19 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #502 | brick | 78 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #623 | cheap studded belt | 16 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #239 | cream pie | 4 |
| #346 | cyborg doll | 5 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #459 | delicious salad | 110 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #699 | flavored foot massage oil | 8 |
| #642 | foam dart | 13 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2062 | golden ring | 36 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #677 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #79 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 15 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1825 | killing feather | 24 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #746 | monomolecular yo-yo | 53 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #375 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #529 | personal massager | 14 |
| #775 | personalized coffee mug | 17 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1243 | robotronic egg | 17 |
| #2321 | rogue swarmer | 15 |
| #1488 | roll of toilet paper | 15 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #1716 | sawblade fragment | 32 |
| #760 | snake | 5 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #761 | sparkler | 5 |
| #640 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 14 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1339 | stuffed gray blob | 10 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2031 | unstable laser battery | 25 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |