| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbo Credit | 47 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 4 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #381 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 3 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #541 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #256 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #288 | Nightstalker perfume | 6 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #269 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 5 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #609 | marshmallow | 10 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #247 | necrotizing body spray | 36 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #85 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 3 |
| #165 | slimy alveolus | 3 |
| #35 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 681 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |