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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
| #696 | Meleegra™ pills | 8 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #412 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 3 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1776 | Valentine | 4 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #797 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #773 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #660 | gnauga hide | 2 |
| #2497 | golden ring | 9 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #74 | heart of rock and roll | 2 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2304 | killing feather | 7 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #521 | laser-broiled pear | 15 |
| #155 | lihc eye pie | 20 |
| #623 | mafia aria | 31 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1211 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1758 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #398 | papaya | 43 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #196 | purple pixel pie | 4 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #766 | roasted marshmallow | 20 |
| #1933 | rogue swarmer | 29 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #2318 | sawblade fragment | 11 |
| #489 | scrumptious reagent | 100 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #421 | star hat | 2 |
| #170 | star pants | 2 |
| #1613 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2153 | toast | 73 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #2199 | unstable laser battery | 21 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1585 | useless powder | 6 |
| #1047 | valuable trinket | 47 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |