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| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
| #698 | Meleegra™ pills | 8 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #160 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #2681 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #412 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 3 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1779 | Valentine | 4 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1853 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #6541 | badass belt | 2 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1007 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #1106 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4139 | candy cane | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #4235 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #800 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #775 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #792 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3307 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #660 | gnauga hide | 2 |
| #2494 | golden ring | 9 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #75 | heart of rock and roll | 2 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2303 | killing feather | 7 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #521 | laser-broiled pear | 15 |
| #157 | lihc eye pie | 20 |
| #622 | mafia aria | 31 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1211 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1756 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #214 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #399 | papaya | 43 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #469 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #2214 | porquoise | 1 |
| #197 | purple pixel pie | 4 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #766 | roasted marshmallow | 20 |
| #1933 | rogue swarmer | 29 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #2318 | sawblade fragment | 11 |
| #488 | scrumptious reagent | 100 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #422 | star hat | 2 |
| #170 | star pants | 2 |
| #1620 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #8866 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7884 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8984 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3040 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| #1114 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8257 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8181 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4501 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4600 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8074 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8204 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8106 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8229 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8165 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2162 | toast | 73 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #2198 | unstable laser battery | 21 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1584 | useless powder | 6 |
| #1046 | valuable trinket | 47 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |