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| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #215 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #98 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2,502 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #90 | duct tape wallet | 43 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #35 | fairy-worn boots | 2 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #600 | scented massage oil | 2 |
| #950 | skeleton bone | 11 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #625 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |