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| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #85 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #217 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #98 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2,502 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #91 | duct tape wallet | 43 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #33 | fairy-worn boots | 2 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #598 | scented massage oil | 2 |
| #950 | skeleton bone | 11 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #626 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |