| #115 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 15 |
| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #218 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 7 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #113 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 7 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #2311 | Crimbuck | 13 |
| 🥉 | Divine | 1,601 |
| #230 | Hodgman's blanket | 6 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #196 | Let Me Be! | 7 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #159 | Maxing, Relaxing | 6 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #46 | Ralph IX cognac | 4 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #201 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #660 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 8 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #653 | black candy heart | 5 |
| #83 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 11 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #563 | box of sunshine | 577 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #8 | divine blowout | 12,145 |
| #7 | divine can of silly string | 9,469 |
| #11 | divine champagne flute | 2,592 |
| #18 | divine champagne popper | 733 |
| #10 | divine cracker | 1,725 |
| #8 | divine noisemaker | 11,651 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #138 | jar of squeeze | 7 |
| #1203 | jar of swamp gas | 2 |
| #66 | left half of a heart necklace | 7 |
| #385 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #95 | right half of a heart necklace | 6 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #285 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 4 |