| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #305 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 6 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #877 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #324 | bloody beer | 43 |
| #23 | bloody mary | 200 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #306 | chloroform rag | 9 |
| #1730 | duct tape | 5 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #140 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 40 |
| #86 | fake blood | 13 |
| #810 | filthy lucre | 41 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #2446 | golden ring | 10 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #870 | hobo nickel | 86 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #126 | rewinged stab bat | 9 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #66 | shot of tomato schnapps | 115 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #464 | tomato | 59 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #400 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #489 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #154 | wad of dough | 455 |
| #335 | wooden stakes | 8 |
| #251 | worthless knick-knack | 36 |
| #467 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |