| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #2551 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #230 | Feynman gate | 51 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #519 | Orcish baseball cap | 4 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #740 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1243 | canteen of wine | 9 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #13 | drippy caviar | 1 |
| #20 | drippy nugget | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #2932 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #501 | nanite-infested candy cane | 27 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #249 | plastic cup of beer | 6 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #291 | shingle | 23 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #626 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #1041 | useless powder | 39 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |