| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #2558 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #206 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #229 | Feynman gate | 51 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #488 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #519 | Orcish baseball cap | 4 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #743 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1241 | canteen of wine | 9 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #13 | drippy caviar | 1 |
| #21 | drippy nugget | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #196 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #500 | nanite-infested candy cane | 27 |
| #845 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #254 | plastic cup of beer | 6 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #293 | shingle | 23 |
| #197 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #627 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #666 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #1041 | useless powder | 39 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |