| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| 🥈 | desiccated apricot | 13,212 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #207 | flaming crutch | 41 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1464 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #2317 | killing feather | 6 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #422 | meat engine | 2 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #410 | nanofiber cloth | 13 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1457 | robotronic egg | 10 |
| #2645 | rogue swarmer | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2503 | sawblade fragment | 5 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #638 | synthetic stuffing | 9 |
| #545 | theoretical string | 23 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #653 | toy hoverpad | 17 |
| #2742 | unstable laser battery | 3 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |