| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #839 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #1258 | Time Juice | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #769 | carbon nanotube frame | 12 |
| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #918 | drywall axe | 10 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #298 | flange | 9 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #813 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1041 | giant pinky ring | 11 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1061 | ion grid | 8 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #756 | logic synthesizer | 11 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #722 | lucky rabbit's foot | 9 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #934 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #601 | pool cue | 6 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #582 | [2108]rock | 7 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1444 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #395 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #98 | spooky eyeliner | 25 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1232 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #124 | spooky lipstick | 20 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #594 | spooky toy wheel | 9 |
| #606 | spooky wooden block | 11 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #1217 | string of blue beads | 9 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #1284 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #926 | stringy sinew | 9 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #820 | tooth | 4 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #685 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | yakskin skirt | 1 |