| #693 | Angry Farmer candy | 85 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #170 | Boris's key lime | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #731 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 4 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1268 | Daffy Taffy | 14 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #775 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 3 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #158 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 2 |
| #639 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 8 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #2157 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #2105 | Rock Pops | 8 |
| #150 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 2 |
| #535 | Steal This Candy | 2 |
| #999 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 23 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1280 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #1899 | Yummy Tummy bean | 45 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #311 | black plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #433 | blue plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #57 | clockwork widget | 2 |
| #914 | cog | 6 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #164 | digital key lime | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #601 | gnauga hide | 3 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #295 | handful of walnuts | 6 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #990 | killing feather | 42 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1060 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #738 | marzipan skull | 9 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #359 | nanite-infested candy cane | 42 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #493 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #976 | pail | 7 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #254 | peach | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1069 | rogue swarmer | 50 |
| #1245 | roll of toilet paper | 26 |
| #886 | sawblade fragment | 52 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #840 | spring | 6 |
| #910 | sprocket | 4 |
| #137 | star key lime | 2 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #917 | theoretical string | 9 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #815 | toy hoverpad | 11 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1083 | unstable laser battery | 44 |
| #1515 | useless powder | 8 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |