| #696 | Angry Farmer candy | 85 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #171 | Boris's key lime | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #731 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 4 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #2458 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1269 | Daffy Taffy | 14 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #777 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 3 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2268 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #159 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 2 |
| #639 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 8 |
| #3360 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #2155 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #2104 | Rock Pops | 8 |
| #150 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 2 |
| #536 | Steal This Candy | 2 |
| #1000 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 23 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1283 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #1897 | Yummy Tummy bean | 45 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #311 | black plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #433 | blue plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #331 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #57 | clockwork widget | 2 |
| #912 | cog | 6 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #164 | digital key lime | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1440 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #1077 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #600 | gnauga hide | 3 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #2399 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #295 | handful of walnuts | 6 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #990 | killing feather | 42 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1061 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #736 | marzipan skull | 9 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #361 | nanite-infested candy cane | 42 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #493 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #979 | pail | 7 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #257 | peach | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #92 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1068 | rogue swarmer | 50 |
| #1246 | roll of toilet paper | 26 |
| #886 | sawblade fragment | 52 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #78 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #2033 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2771 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #838 | spring | 6 |
| #908 | sprocket | 4 |
| #137 | star key lime | 2 |
| #944 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #7819 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5812 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #4333 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #7048 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6908 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #4053 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5321 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #917 | theoretical string | 9 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #815 | toy hoverpad | 11 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1083 | unstable laser battery | 44 |
| #1518 | useless powder | 8 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |