Pig For Brains

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#190BACON1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#413beach glass bead6
#57bottle of sea wine4
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#35bunch of sea grapes42
#588coconut shell37
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
#36cyan seashell109
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#60dull fish scale223
#340good brain1
#25grain of sand3,583
#37gray seashell91
#31green seashell112
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#33kelp135
#20lucky rabbitfish fin22
#32magenta seashell107
#47piece of coral12
#58rough fish scale24
#85sand dollar321
#39sea avocado25
#41sea carrot22
#40sea cucumber20
#79sea grease1
#44sea jelly3
#108sea lace1
#84sea salt crystal5
#1103seal tooth1
#298slime convention swag bag1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#19spearfish fishing spear23
#324taco shell28
#16waders17
#35yellow seashell100

Wow, that's 5,100 items total!

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