MooButter

RankItemQuantity
#191'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign10
#8041-ball4
#14272-ball1
#8853-ball3
#5094-ball8
#14365-ball1
#5206-ball8
#9047-ball3
#9208-ball14
#232Boris's key lime1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
🥉C.H.U.M. knife669
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#119Corpse Island iced tea43
#36Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.2
#754Crimbo pie1
#192Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate1
#310Frosty's frosty mug5
#16Frosty's iceball1
🥈General Assembly Module3
#287Gnollish pie server6
#365Gnollish pie tin8
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#488Hodgman's blanket2
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#204Jarlsberg's key lime1
#44Libram of Love Songs2
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#7Mr. Joe's bangles125
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#302Ol' Scratch's salad fork4
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#150Sneaky Pete's key lime2
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#138Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#23Zombo's skull ring2
#2606anniversary gift box1
#4504box of sunshine10
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#110candy cornucopia1
🥈carbonite visor1
#61class five ecto-larva1
#185coffin lid9
#415comfy coffin3
#4concentrated garbage juice98
#101corpse on the beach48
#89corpsedriver48
#94corpsetini48
#99cotton candy cocoon1
#239cream pie4
#27crumpled felt fedora1
#32cryptic puzzle box1
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
🥈deactivated RoboGoose1
#323deadly lampshade3
#220digital key lime1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#332extra-greasy slider6
#761fake blood1
#25haiku katana3
🥈hi-density nylocite leg armor1
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#413jar of fermented pickle juice4
🥈kevlateflocite helmet1
🥈laser cannon1
🥈laser targeting chip1
#362lemon meringue pie1
#513lihc eye pie2
#105little box of fireworks1
#43llama lama cria2
#120miniature coffin1
#12nervous tick egg1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#48packet of mayfly bait2
🥈panhandle panhandling hat792
#225peach pie1
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#249personal massager112
🥈pile of smoking rags1
🥈plexifoam chin strap1
🥈polymorphic fastening apparatus1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#598radio button candy1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#1526sandwich of the gods3
🥈set of Unobtainium straps1
🥈silicon-infused gluteal shield1
#23spooky rattling cigar box3
#175star key lime1
#338star key lime pie1
#939strange shiny disc1
#3687stuffed Cheshire bitten11
#2066stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech24
#2345stuffed alien blob2
#1151stuffed angry cow44
#1196stuffed astral badger43
#1645stuffed baby gravy fairy32
#2051stuffed cocoabo24
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#2111stuffed flaming gravy fairy24
#1975stuffed frozen gravy fairy26
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#1399stuffed hand turkey37
#1632stuffed mind flayer32
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#2127stuffed scary death orb24
#2712stuffed shoulder parrot5
#1286stuffed sleazy gravy fairy40
#1614stuffed snowy owl31
#1714stuffed spooky gravy fairy30
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#1276stuffed stinky gravy fairy39
#2137stuffed undead elbow macaroni24
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#1963teddy borg1
#448tin cup of mulligan stew2
#197voodoo snuff8

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