| #192 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 10 |
| #800 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #881 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #506 | 4-ball | 8 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #515 | 6-ball | 8 |
| #900 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #915 | 8-ball | 14 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥉 | C.H.U.M. knife | 669 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #119 | Corpse Island iced tea | 43 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #310 | Frosty's frosty mug | 5 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #287 | Gnollish pie server | 6 |
| #366 | Gnollish pie tin | 8 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #44 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 125 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #303 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #150 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 2 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #4500 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #185 | coffin lid | 9 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #4 | concentrated garbage juice | 98 |
| #100 | corpse on the beach | 48 |
| #88 | corpsedriver | 48 |
| #93 | corpsetini | 48 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #239 | cream pie | 4 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #332 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #25 | haiku katana | 3 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #411 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 4 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #513 | lihc eye pie | 2 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #44 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #12 | nervous tick egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #49 | packet of mayfly bait | 2 |
| 🥈 | panhandle panhandling hat | 792 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #247 | personal massager | 112 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #23 | spooky rattling cigar box | 3 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1146 | stuffed angry cow | 44 |
| #1194 | stuffed astral badger | 43 |
| #1641 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 32 |
| #2043 | stuffed cocoabo | 24 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2102 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1396 | stuffed hand turkey | 37 |
| #1630 | stuffed mind flayer | 32 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffed scary death orb | 24 |
| #2710 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #1284 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1610 | stuffed snowy owl | 31 |
| #1711 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #1272 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 39 |
| #2129 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #197 | voodoo snuff | 8 |