| #191 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 10 |
| #804 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #885 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #509 | 4-ball | 8 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #520 | 6-ball | 8 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #920 | 8-ball | 14 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥉 | C.H.U.M. knife | 669 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #119 | Corpse Island iced tea | 43 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #310 | Frosty's frosty mug | 5 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #287 | Gnollish pie server | 6 |
| #365 | Gnollish pie tin | 8 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #44 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 125 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #302 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #150 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 2 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #4504 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #185 | coffin lid | 9 |
| #415 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #4 | concentrated garbage juice | 98 |
| #101 | corpse on the beach | 48 |
| #89 | corpsedriver | 48 |
| #94 | corpsetini | 48 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #239 | cream pie | 4 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #332 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #25 | haiku katana | 3 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #413 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 4 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #513 | lihc eye pie | 2 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #43 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #12 | nervous tick egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #48 | packet of mayfly bait | 2 |
| 🥈 | panhandle panhandling hat | 792 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #249 | personal massager | 112 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #598 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1526 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #23 | spooky rattling cigar box | 3 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #3687 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #2066 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1151 | stuffed angry cow | 44 |
| #1196 | stuffed astral badger | 43 |
| #1645 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 32 |
| #2051 | stuffed cocoabo | 24 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2111 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1975 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1399 | stuffed hand turkey | 37 |
| #1632 | stuffed mind flayer | 32 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2127 | stuffed scary death orb | 24 |
| #2712 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #1286 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1614 | stuffed snowy owl | 31 |
| #1714 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #1276 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 39 |
| #2137 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #197 | voodoo snuff | 8 |