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RankItemQuantity
#853Angry Farmer candy53
#244Blackfly Chardonnay16
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#993Daffy Taffy24
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#638Imp Ale179
#568Jolly Roger charrrm4
#1013Knob Goblin firecracker3
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#914Knob Goblin scimitar2
#867Knob Goblin tongs3
#264Meat detector2
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#517Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub57
#851Mohawk wig2
#164Mr. Accessory1
#1708Mr. Mediocrebar15
#2103Rock Pops8
#546SPF 451 lip balm3
#860Warm Subject gift certificate7
#1520Yummy Tummy bean84
#1230abominable snowcone2
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#602anticheese5
#429arrrgyle socks5
#495awful poetry journal172
#778bar skin6
#822barbed-wire fence2
#259black & tan9
#226black forest cake17
#175black forest ham17
#167black pepper15
#425black pudding4
#958bottle of rum14
#1701can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce4
#873casino pass1
#562cast18
#453chaos butterfly353
#1660cheap toaster1
#825chef's hat3
#226cherry24
#3274club necklace1
#1224cocoa egg1
#1104cocoa eggshell fragment3
#535coconut shell48
#1424corpsedriver2
#541crowbarrr2
#1037dead guy's watch2
#430demon skin17
#387diamond-studded cane13
#1215disco ball8
#1167disco mask7
#1025disease1
#1098disturbing fanfic24
#649dried face2
#1140dry noodles1
#432evil golden arch15
#369eyepatch17
#761fake blood1
#724flaming crutch3
#402flaregun27
#607furry fur75
#4736fuzzy dice1
#882ghuol ears2
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#302giant needle157
#949goat cheese pizza1
#340heavy D205
#387hellion cube13
#1311helmet turtle8
#967hill of beans1
#506hot katana blade16
#517hot wing86
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#739infernal insoles1
#687jabañero-flavored chewing gum7
#127jumbo olive31
#920lavender candy heart3
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#731leather mask2
#738lemon19
#670leotarrrd1
#912lihc eye2
#905lihc face1
#388lime24
#1453loose teeth1
#1738magical ice cube with a fly in it2
#1004mariachi pants4
#1106metallic A2
#728moxie weed6
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
#527ninja hot pants4
#424orange29
#983orange candy heart3
#342original G213
#726oversized pizza cutter2
#1890oyster basket1
#1299pasta spoon3
#1050photoprotoneutron torpedo2
#1096pile of candy1
#467pirate pelvis4
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#72pixel shield1
#211pixel sword1
#356plot hole358
#1168potato sprout1
#522probability potion60
#340procrastination potion167
#594radium-flavored potato chips48
#602rat appendix5
#1035ravioli hat7
#228ruby W80
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#337safarrri hat5
#996saucepan17
#423scroll of drastic healing141
#1149seal-clubbing club7
#576seal-skull helmet11
#210set of jacks1
#575sewer nuggets1
#2957shiny ring1
#1321skeleton bone2
#921smart skull2
#458soft green echo eyedrop antidote242
#584spices20
#822spiked femur1
#714spooky mushroom54
#702spooky shrunken head6
#785spooky stick5
#154stick of dynamite17
#1418stolen accordion4
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#7693stuffed cocoabo2
#7880stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#7025stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#715stuffed shoulder parrot30
#7047stuffed sleazy gravy fairy3
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#7018stuffed undead elbow macaroni3
#680sunken chest11
#686swashbuckling pants3
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#603tenderizing hammer1
#826thin black candle68
#364tip jar2
#873titanium assault umbrella2
#1340turtle totem7
#891viking helmet2
#941wad of dough5
#336wolf mask76
#811wooden stakes1
#261wussiness potion67

Wow, that's 3,844 items total!

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