| #853 | Angry Farmer candy | 53 |
| #244 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 16 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #993 | Daffy Taffy | 24 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #638 | Imp Ale | 179 |
| #568 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 4 |
| #1013 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 3 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #867 | Knob Goblin tongs | 3 |
| #264 | Meat detector | 2 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #517 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 57 |
| #851 | Mohawk wig | 2 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1708 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 15 |
| #2103 | Rock Pops | 8 |
| #546 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #860 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 7 |
| #1520 | Yummy Tummy bean | 84 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #602 | anticheese | 5 |
| #429 | arrrgyle socks | 5 |
| #495 | awful poetry journal | 172 |
| #778 | bar skin | 6 |
| #822 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #259 | black & tan | 9 |
| #226 | black forest cake | 17 |
| #175 | black forest ham | 17 |
| #167 | black pepper | 15 |
| #425 | black pudding | 4 |
| #958 | bottle of rum | 14 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #562 | cast | 18 |
| #453 | chaos butterfly | 353 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #825 | chef's hat | 3 |
| #226 | cherry | 24 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1104 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 3 |
| #535 | coconut shell | 48 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #541 | crowbarrr | 2 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #430 | demon skin | 17 |
| #387 | diamond-studded cane | 13 |
| #1215 | disco ball | 8 |
| #1167 | disco mask | 7 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #1098 | disturbing fanfic | 24 |
| #649 | dried face | 2 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #432 | evil golden arch | 15 |
| #369 | eyepatch | 17 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #724 | flaming crutch | 3 |
| #402 | flaregun | 27 |
| #607 | furry fur | 75 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #882 | ghuol ears | 2 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #302 | giant needle | 157 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #340 | heavy D | 205 |
| #387 | hellion cube | 13 |
| #1311 | helmet turtle | 8 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #506 | hot katana blade | 16 |
| #517 | hot wing | 86 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #687 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #127 | jumbo olive | 31 |
| #920 | lavender candy heart | 3 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #731 | leather mask | 2 |
| #738 | lemon | 19 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #912 | lihc eye | 2 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #388 | lime | 24 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1004 | mariachi pants | 4 |
| #1106 | metallic A | 2 |
| #728 | moxie weed | 6 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #527 | ninja hot pants | 4 |
| #424 | orange | 29 |
| #983 | orange candy heart | 3 |
| #342 | original G | 213 |
| #726 | oversized pizza cutter | 2 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1299 | pasta spoon | 3 |
| #1050 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #467 | pirate pelvis | 4 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #356 | plot hole | 358 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #522 | probability potion | 60 |
| #340 | procrastination potion | 167 |
| #594 | radium-flavored potato chips | 48 |
| #602 | rat appendix | 5 |
| #1035 | ravioli hat | 7 |
| #228 | ruby W | 80 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #337 | safarrri hat | 5 |
| #996 | saucepan | 17 |
| #423 | scroll of drastic healing | 141 |
| #1149 | seal-clubbing club | 7 |
| #576 | seal-skull helmet | 11 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1321 | skeleton bone | 2 |
| #921 | smart skull | 2 |
| #458 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 242 |
| #584 | spices | 20 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #714 | spooky mushroom | 54 |
| #702 | spooky shrunken head | 6 |
| #785 | spooky stick | 5 |
| #154 | stick of dynamite | 17 |
| #1418 | stolen accordion | 4 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #715 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 30 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7018 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #680 | sunken chest | 11 |
| #686 | swashbuckling pants | 3 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #826 | thin black candle | 68 |
| #364 | tip jar | 2 |
| #873 | titanium assault umbrella | 2 |
| #1340 | turtle totem | 7 |
| #891 | viking helmet | 2 |
| #941 | wad of dough | 5 |
| #336 | wolf mask | 76 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #261 | wussiness potion | 67 |