| #18 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 13 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1963 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #31 | Elvish sunglasses | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #44 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
| #983 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #52 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 707 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #212 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #666 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1248 | filthy lucre | 14 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1509 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| #170 | iGoogly | 148 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #383 | killing feather | 69 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #696 | obsidian dagger | 26 |
| #508 | oversized fish scaler | 9 |
| #585 | party hat | 2 |
| #513 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #336 | rogue swarmer | 84 |
| #296 | sawblade fragment | 80 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1141 | spectre scepter | 26 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1254 | theoretical string | 3 |
| #293 | unstable laser battery | 72 |
| #851 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |