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| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #102 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 204 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1066 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #666 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #446 | bottle of gin | 34 |
| #1215 | bottle of rum | 6 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #525 | chef's hat | 11 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #356 | dill | 108 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #102 | evil teddy bear | 143 |
| #356 | fake plastic grass | 5 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #790 | fancy dress ball | 13 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #63 | incredibly creepy marionette | 33 |
| #56 | iron pasta spoon | 166 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #597 | kite | 12 |
| #81 | kneecapping stick | 204 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #67 | mafia aria | 342 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1204 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #315 | red plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #16 | royal jelly | 2,413 |
| #64 | scroll of pasta summoning | 222 |
| #59 | shingle | 190 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #427 | sock monkey | 6 |
| #149 | spectral pickle | 149 |
| #122 | stuffed doppelshifter | 115 |
| #75 | support cummerbund | 120 |
| #472 | teddy bear | 14 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #172 | toy crazy train | 57 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #127 | tree-eating kite | 270 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #130 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 99 |
| #365 | vinegar | 108 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #183 | yo-yo | 167 |