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| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #226 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #103 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 204 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1063 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #667 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #451 | bottle of gin | 34 |
| #1217 | bottle of rum | 6 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #523 | chef's hat | 11 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #356 | dill | 108 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #101 | evil teddy bear | 143 |
| #356 | fake plastic grass | 5 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #636 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #790 | fancy dress ball | 13 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #64 | incredibly creepy marionette | 33 |
| #56 | iron pasta spoon | 166 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #597 | kite | 12 |
| #82 | kneecapping stick | 204 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #67 | mafia aria | 342 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1204 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #315 | red plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #16 | royal jelly | 2,413 |
| #64 | scroll of pasta summoning | 222 |
| #60 | shingle | 190 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #425 | sock monkey | 6 |
| #149 | spectral pickle | 149 |
| #122 | stuffed doppelshifter | 115 |
| #75 | support cummerbund | 120 |
| #472 | teddy bear | 14 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #172 | toy crazy train | 57 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #127 | tree-eating kite | 270 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #130 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 99 |
| #365 | vinegar | 108 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #182 | yo-yo | 167 |