Unfortunate Bird

RankItemQuantity
#388Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#935Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#275Hodgman's blanket5
#1494Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster3
#112Ralph IX cognac2
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#134bottle of peppermint schnapps2
#7455box of sunshine1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#706frozen banquet1
#4481handful of confetti2
#71hobo fortress blueprints2
#697jar of fermented pickle juice1
#405jar of squeeze2
#319pair of ragged claws1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#1729really dense meat stack1
#1271sandwich of the gods4
#1798tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf4
#1484tiny plastic Axe Wound5
#2096tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2055tiny plastic Felonia2
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#1488tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser5
#2788tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#2763tiny plastic Hellion2
#2783tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#2782tiny plastic Protagonist2
#1215tiny plastic Spam Witch6
#1746tiny plastic Spunky Princess4
#1520tiny plastic The Man3
#2829tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#2857tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#2859tiny plastic angry goat6
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#2803tiny plastic astronomer2
#3364tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#2516tiny plastic barrrnacle7
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1277tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar4
#2245tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball8
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#1753tiny plastic briefcase bat4
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#2185tiny plastic coffee pixie8
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#2768tiny plastic demoninja2
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2801tiny plastic drunk goat2
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1787tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker4
#1790tiny plastic fluffy bunny4
#2151tiny plastic fruit golem3
#3344tiny plastic fuzzy dice5
#2521tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick7
#3957tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#2028tiny plastic grue9
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#3266tiny plastic killer bee5
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#2880tiny plastic leprechaun6
#2242tiny plastic levitating potato8
#3323tiny plastic mosquito5
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2800tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#3921tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime4
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#1246tiny plastic smarmy pirate6
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3367tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#2193tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#2514tiny plastic stab bat7
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1741tiny plastic taco cat4
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1771tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni4
#2763tiny plastic warwelf2
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1

Wow, that's 292 items total!

what items are this player missing?