| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #29 | water pipe bomb | 3,453 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |