| #684 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1047 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #604 | 3-ball | 6 |
| #890 | 30669 scroll | 2 |
| #1083 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #743 | 4-ball | 4 |
| #875 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #897 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #713 | 7-ball | 5 |
| #1007 | 8-ball | 12 |
| #293 | 9-ball | 3 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #305 | Boris's key lime pie | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1034 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbeau de toilette | 2 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #261 | Crimbo pie | 10 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #702 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #39 | Pneumo bar | 1 |
| #809 | Ram's Face Lager | 3 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #625 | Supernova Champagne | 2 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #174 | WA | 2 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1012 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #95 | antique nutcracker figurine | 3 |
| #770 | antique spear | 2 |
| #410 | around the world | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1495 | awful poetry journal | 6 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #853 | bat wing | 3 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #735 | black snake skin | 2 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #818 | bloody clown pants | 2 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #558 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 4 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1349 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #1273 | bottle of whiskey | 3 |
| #245 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #307 | bronzed locust | 6 |
| #417 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| #209 | bubbly potion | 83 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #494 | can of spinach | 4 |
| #416 | carbonated water lily | 6 |
| #1219 | chaos butterfly | 16 |
| #195 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 53 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #723 | clown skin | 2 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #672 | disembodied brain | 2 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1578 | disturbing fanfic | 4 |
| #453 | divine blowout | 4 |
| #455 | divine can of silly string | 4 |
| #522 | divine champagne flute | 2 |
| #342 | divine champagne popper | 6 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #952 | dollhive | 5 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #162 | dreadlock whip | 11 |
| #161 | drum of tommy ammo | 2 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #920 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 2 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #734 | fancy bath salts | 3 |
| #439 | ferret bait | 9 |
| #433 | fetid feather | 12 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #484 | flaming feather | 13 |
| #715 | flaregun | 5 |
| #633 | flirtatious feather | 3 |
| #193 | flower petal pie | 2 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #630 | foolscap fool's cap | 2 |
| #616 | frightful feather | 4 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #1302 | furry fur | 3 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #799 | glass of goat's milk | 2 |
| #871 | glowing red eye | 3 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #175 | goat beard | 47 |
| #522 | goat cheese | 16 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #106 | goat cheese taco | 3 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #2511 | golden ring | 8 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1122 | handful of hand chalk | 3 |
| #157 | handful of nuts and berries | 34 |
| #211 | handful of pine needles | 35 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1062 | heavy D | 3 |
| #408 | honey-dipped locust | 4 |
| #379 | hot date | 10 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #2501 | killing feather | 2 |
| #2932 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1041 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #388 | magical pony: Pearjack | 3 |
| #395 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #98 | magnolia blossom | 3 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1044 | metallic A | 3 |
| #607 | miner's helmet | 2 |
| #599 | miner's pants | 2 |
| #1498 | monomolecular yo-yo | 5 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #103 | palm-frond fan | 2 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #1115 | plot hole | 5 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #413 | pretty bouquet | 3 |
| #1126 | pretty flower | 13 |
| #85 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1811 | robotronic egg | 3 |
| #1933 | rogue swarmer | 29 |
| #1917 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
| #93 | sabre teeth | 251 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #444 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 15 |
| #1164 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #215 | stone frisbee | 11 |
| #517 | strange shiny disc | 8 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #931 | teddy borg | 7 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #1254 | theoretical string | 3 |
| #1487 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #837 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #259 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1078 | towel | 5 |
| #1344 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #243 | tropical orchid | 10 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #478 | walrus-tusk earring | 2 |
| #566 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #619 | white picket fence | 3 |
| #444 | wicker shield | 2 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #930 | wolf mask | 4 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |