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| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #624 | Knob Goblin perfume | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #427 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #2108 | duct tape | 2 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #683 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #985 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #785 | knuckle sandwich | 21 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1646 | unstable DNA | 12 |
| #966 | useless powder | 49 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #390 | witch hat | 2 |