| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #584 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #557 | bone chips | 18 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #148 | bone meal | 3 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1431 | candy cane | 22 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #413 | corrupted data | 25 |
| #838 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1167 | fruitcake | 14 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #417 | plastic passion fruit | 3 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #671 | squirming egg sac | 8 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #2759 | stuffed astral badger | 17 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #2518 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2907 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2464 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2302 | unstable laser battery | 19 |
| #193 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 9 |