| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1681 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #583 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #555 | bone chips | 18 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #148 | bone meal | 3 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1432 | candy cane | 22 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #413 | corrupted data | 25 |
| #838 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #960 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1168 | fruitcake | 14 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #420 | plastic passion fruit | 3 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #671 | squirming egg sac | 8 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #4507 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #4527 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #2764 | stuffed astral badger | 17 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4056 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4057 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #2531 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #4274 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2923 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4403 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4953 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2467 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2933 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2301 | unstable laser battery | 19 |
| #192 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 9 |