| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #106 | Miniborg beeper | 5 |
| #87 | Miniborg hiveminder | 5 |
| #105 | Miniborg laser | 5 |
| #117 | Miniborg stomper | 5 |
| #109 | Miniborg strangler | 5 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #41 | candy cornucopia | 2 |
| #667 | canteen of wine | 37 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #1201 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
| #630 | elven moonshine | 15 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #215 | golden ring | 103 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #232 | killing feather | 86 |
| #908 | nanite-infested candy cane | 12 |
| #299 | nanite-infested eggnog | 15 |
| #302 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 14 |
| #263 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 16 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #160 | oversized fish scaler | 16 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #382 | pretty flower | 365 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #89 | rogue swarmer | 224 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #252 | sawblade fragment | 86 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2016 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #251 | unstable laser battery | 80 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #219 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 23 |