| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1535 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #2105 | duct tape | 2 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1166 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #1176 | filthy lucre | 17 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #468 | turtle pheromones | 5 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #598 | worthless gewgaw | 4 |
| #648 | worthless knick-knack | 5 |
| #194 | worthless trinket | 32 |