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| #685 | 30669 scroll | 5 |
| #924 | 33398 scroll | 4 |
| #372 | 334 scroll | 14 |
| #158 | 64067 scroll | 3 |
| #272 | 668 scroll | 3 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #452 | Mad Train wine | 213 |
| #235 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #423 | Oil of Parrrlay | 2 |
| #185 | Ram's Face Lager | 250 |
| #444 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 3 |
| #430 | acid-squirting flower | 7 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #235 | anticheese | 39 |
| #518 | antique greaves | 7 |
| #744 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #771 | antique spear | 2 |
| #324 | big red clown nose | 20 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #333 | bloody clown pants | 16 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #369 | box | 31 |
| #412 | broken sword | 4 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #432 | bum cheek | 29 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #292 | clown shoes | 10 |
| #362 | clown skin | 16 |
| #799 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 18 |
| #244 | coconut shell | 240 |
| #163 | crazy little Turkish delight | 132 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #287 | cyborg stompin' boot | 6 |
| #368 | dirty hobo gloves | 59 |
| #883 | disco ball | 19 |
| #808 | disco mask | 19 |
| #394 | disease | 27 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1053 | dry noodles | 2 |
| #561 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 16 |
| #634 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 11 |
| #514 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 19 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #400 | foolscap fool's cap | 6 |
| #677 | frigid ninja stars | 20 |
| #324 | glass of goat's milk | 31 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #426 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #822 | helmet turtle | 28 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #215 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #383 | long skinny balloon | 18 |
| #628 | mariachi pants | 17 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #562 | pasta spoon | 35 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #300 | ram stick | 8 |
| #481 | ravioli hat | 44 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #909 | saucepan | 23 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #819 | seal-clubbing club | 19 |
| #441 | seal-skull helmet | 20 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #406 | spider web | 101 |
| #60 | stick of dynamite | 94 |
| #858 | stolen accordion | 23 |
| #334 | stone frisbee | 2 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #376 | true grit | 4 |
| #845 | turtle totem | 26 |
| #2571 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #448 | white collar | 2 |
| #705 | white lightning | 6 |
| #514 | white satin pants | 4 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #935 | white snake skin | 2 |
| #513 | white sword | 5 |
| #1080 | wolf mask | 2 |