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| #686 | 30669 scroll | 5 |
| #925 | 33398 scroll | 4 |
| #373 | 334 scroll | 14 |
| #158 | 64067 scroll | 3 |
| #273 | 668 scroll | 3 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #455 | Mad Train wine | 213 |
| #236 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #250 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #423 | Oil of Parrrlay | 2 |
| #186 | Ram's Face Lager | 250 |
| #444 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 3 |
| #432 | acid-squirting flower | 7 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #235 | anticheese | 39 |
| #519 | antique greaves | 7 |
| #743 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #771 | antique spear | 2 |
| #325 | big red clown nose | 20 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #334 | bloody clown pants | 16 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #368 | box | 31 |
| #412 | broken sword | 4 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #432 | bum cheek | 29 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #292 | clown shoes | 10 |
| #363 | clown skin | 16 |
| #799 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 18 |
| #247 | coconut shell | 240 |
| #162 | crazy little Turkish delight | 132 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #286 | cyborg stompin' boot | 6 |
| #368 | dirty hobo gloves | 59 |
| #887 | disco ball | 19 |
| #812 | disco mask | 19 |
| #395 | disease | 27 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1063 | dry noodles | 2 |
| #562 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 16 |
| #635 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 11 |
| #515 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 19 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #400 | foolscap fool's cap | 6 |
| #679 | frigid ninja stars | 20 |
| #324 | glass of goat's milk | 31 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #427 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #827 | helmet turtle | 28 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #214 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #2373 | killing feather | 4 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #383 | long skinny balloon | 18 |
| #628 | mariachi pants | 17 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #564 | pasta spoon | 35 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #299 | ram stick | 8 |
| #484 | ravioli hat | 44 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1622 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #2486 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #910 | saucepan | 23 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #822 | seal-clubbing club | 19 |
| #446 | seal-skull helmet | 20 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #406 | spider web | 101 |
| #60 | stick of dynamite | 94 |
| #862 | stolen accordion | 23 |
| #334 | stone frisbee | 2 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #376 | true grit | 4 |
| #848 | turtle totem | 26 |
| #2569 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #550 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #448 | white collar | 2 |
| #706 | white lightning | 6 |
| #515 | white satin pants | 4 |
| #581 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #935 | white snake skin | 2 |
| #510 | white sword | 5 |
| #1079 | wolf mask | 2 |