| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #91 | Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #985 | brick | 31 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #998 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2307 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2902 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2016 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2472 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2529 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2487 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2524 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2238 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2516 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #126 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #737 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #695 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |
| #785 | worthless trinket | 1 |