| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #95 | Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #983 | brick | 31 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2900 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2014 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2471 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2255 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2522 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1964 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #3312 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2509 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2876 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #738 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #696 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |