| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #455 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1263 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1439 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #205 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #323 | frat brats | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2801 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #349 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #264 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #380 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |