| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #204 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #377 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #172 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |