| #47 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 488 |
| #134 | Cloaca grenade | 125 |
| #81 | Cloaca-Cola | 597 |
| #77 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 42 |
| #470 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #97 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 37 |
| #353 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #47 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 492 |
| #118 | Dyspepsi grenade | 111 |
| #155 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 513 |
| #49 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 51 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #126 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 32 |
| #315 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
| #77 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 8 |
| #40 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 496 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #48 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 484 |
| #1099 | Time Juice | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #499 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 18 |
| #425 | candied yams | 22 |
| #1063 | candy cane | 32 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #22 | carob chunk noodles | 128 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #24 | chorizo brownies | 142 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #495 | doll house | 10 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #206 | dwarf bread | 23 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #95 | felt | 71 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #234 | ghuol guolash | 44 |
| #2003 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #423 | googly eye | 32 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #522 | herbal stuffing | 15 |
| #820 | kite | 9 |
| #98 | length of string | 104 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #521 | pet rock | 15 |
| #215 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #531 | rag doll | 4 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #382 | sock monkey | 7 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #259 | stuffing | 34 |
| #421 | teddy bear | 16 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #855 | toast | 830 |
| #419 | tofurkey gravy | 21 |
| #394 | tofurkey leg | 22 |
| #139 | toy soldier | 11 |
| #164 | toy train | 11 |
| #1035 | toy wheel | 7 |
| #316 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #185 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 13 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #85 | wooden block | 37 |
| #234 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #663 | yo-yo | 40 |