Carbono

RankItemQuantity
#47Brimstone Chicken Sandwich488
#133Cloaca grenade125
#81Cloaca-Cola597
#78Cloaca-Cola c-rations42
#470Cloaca-Cola fatigues6
#487Cloaca-Cola helmet5
#97Cloaca-Cola knapsack37
#353Cloaca-Cola shield7
#181Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife4
#47Double Bacon Beelzeburger492
#118Dyspepsi grenade111
#155Dyspepsi-Cola513
#49Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations51
#770Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues3
#630Dyspepsi-Cola helmet4
#126Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack32
#315Dyspepsi-Cola shield7
#77Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen8
#40Jumbo Dr. Lucifer496
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#48Lord of the Flies-sized fries484
#1099Time Juice5
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#273Valentine's Day cake2
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#451aspirin2
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#2044ball1
🥈blue ribbon1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#696broken cellular phone1
#498can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce18
#424candied yams22
#1065candy cane32
#667carob chunk cookies1
#22carob chunk noodles128
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#24chorizo brownies142
#1026daisy1
#495doll house10
#906duck-on-a-string2
#206dwarf bread23
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#2365eggnog2
#1144ennui-flavored potato chips1
#968fancy chocolate3
#95felt71
#2153fruitcake4
#2298fuzzy dice3
#234ghuol guolash44
#2004gingerbread bugbear6
#425googly eye32
🥈green traffic cone1
#522herbal stuffing15
#820kite9
#98length of string104
#686marionette2
#521pet rock15
#216picture of a dead guy's girlfriend4
#1174radium-flavored potato chips1
#531rag doll4
#10rose-colored glasses1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#382sock monkey7
#1170stuffed doppelshifter8
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#259stuffing34
#421teddy bear16
#8132tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8194tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8100tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#855toast830
#418tofurkey gravy21
#393tofurkey leg22
#138toy soldier11
#164toy train11
#1035toy wheel7
#317tree-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#185white chocolate and tomato pizza13
#1129wintergreen-flavored potato chips1
#85wooden block37
#235wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#663yo-yo40

Wow, that's 5,305 items total!

what items are this player missing?