| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #570 | Breathetasticā¢ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| š„ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| š„ | French slippers | 1 |
| #86 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| š„ | LARP membership card | 1 |
| š„ | LWA ring | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #29 | Libram of Divine Favors | 2 |
| #44 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
| #445 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 82 |
| #61 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #24 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 3 |
| š„ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #40 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 2 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| š„ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| š„ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #455 | black-and-blue light | 85 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #463 | blue plasma ball | 80 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1364 | canteen of wine | 6 |
| #414 | cheap studded belt | 85 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| š„ | control crystal | 1 |
| #399 | cursed black pearl onion | 2 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #252 | dry noodles | 529 |
| #1518 | duct tape | 8 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #631 | facsimile dictionary | 15 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #438 | flavored foot massage oil | 69 |
| #515 | floaty sand | 21 |
| #76 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #434 | foam dart | 76 |
| #683 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #66 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #888 | killing feather | 45 |
| #1198 | knuckle sandwich | 6 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #333 | ovoid leather thing | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #409 | personal massager | 36 |
| #533 | personalized coffee mug | 81 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #587 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #982 | robotronic egg | 28 |
| #1443 | rogue swarmer | 41 |
| #1239 | sawblade fragment | 43 |
| #155 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 2 |
| #238 | scrumptious reagent | 534 |
| #12 | sleazy and sour sauce | 21 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #54 | spooky rattling cigar box | 2 |
| #64 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #405 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 88 |
| #19 | suspicious stocking | 2 |
| #638 | synthetic stuffing | 9 |
| #859 | theoretical string | 10 |
| #36 | tiny costume wardrobe | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #487 | unstable DNA | 106 |
| #1378 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |