Phyrefly

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#10502-ball2
#14573-ball1
#11134-ball2
#10775-ball2
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#11728-ball9
#542Angry Farmer candy131
#860Brimstone Chicken Sandwich2
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1044Daffy Taffy22
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#844Double Bacon Beelzeburger2
#92Earring of Fire1
#781Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots3
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#55Ice-Cold Beerring1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#724Lord of the Flies-sized fries4
#1042M-2422
#401Manetwich1
#415Meleegra™ pills21
#492Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler7
#1634Mr. Mediocrebar17
#71Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#85Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#308Orcish meat locker1
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#282Sinful Desires2
#454Steal This Candy3
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#101The Ring1
#522Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix3
#71Unspeakable Earring1
#1806Yummy Tummy bean53
#219alphabet gum8
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#619bejeweled pledge pin2
#1125black paisley oyster egg4
#311black plastic oyster egg15
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#448blue snowcone15
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#2374brick2
#487buckyball10
#558candied kobold5
#1674candied yams4
#625carob chunks2
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#2494club necklace2
#685coconut shell22
#883commemorative war stein1
#3285diamond necklace1
#177diamond-studded fronts1
#4232easter egg balloon2
#1145ennui-flavored potato chips1
#719evil golden arch4
#529fire poi1
#378flaming glowsticks1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#1683green beer2
#294green candy heart87
#841green snowcone1
#822handful of hand chalk11
#2507heart necklace2
#1241herb brownies1
#512jabañero-flavored chewing gum11
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#309lavender candy heart81
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1124lead necklace2
#346lesser grodulated violet3
#458lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum14
#287little paper umbrella258
#771magical ice cubes12
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1341mylar scout drone2
#345orange candy heart96
#493orange snowcone14
#334ovoid leather thing3
#1890oyster basket1
#460pickle-flavored chewing gum14
#410pile of candy18
#351pink candy heart70
#914pool cue2
#294porquoise necklace1
#118precious piercing post1
#1070puce plastic oyster egg3
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#106pulled porquoise pendant1
#377pygmy nose-bone1
#1175radium-flavored potato chips1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#472red snowcone14
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#368ring of aggravate monster20
#376ring of conflict1
#341ring of gain strength1
#861ring of half-assed regeneration2
#1811roll of toilet paper7
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#411shiny hood ornament1
#2957shiny ring1
#521shot of grapefruit schnapps3
#530shot of tomato schnapps3
#101solid baconstone ring1
#4506stuffed Cheshire bitten8
#6274stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech4
#4525stuffed angry cow8
#6396stuffed astral badger4
#5771stuffed baby gravy fairy5
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#6372stuffed flaming gravy fairy4
#5338stuffed frozen gravy fairy6
#1096stuffed gray blob15
#5292stuffed hand turkey6
#5305stuffed mind flayer6
#6375stuffed scary death orb4
#2712stuffed shoulder parrot5
#4936stuffed sleazy gravy fairy7
#6909stuffed snowy owl3
#5328stuffed spooky gravy fairy6
#6927stuffed stinky gravy fairy3
#4901stuffed undead elbow macaroni7
#464tamarind-flavored chewing gum14
#1963teddy borg1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#17tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#2573tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#822tiny plastic skeletal reindeer2
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#2561toast25
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2296tofurkey leg2
#899toy deathbot1
#1590toy hoverpad1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#49tropical orchid142
#481walrus-tusk earring2
#1159white candy heart1
#1130wintergreen-flavored potato chips1
#410yellow candy heart87
#740yellow glowstick1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 1,691 items total!

what items are this player missing?