| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #623 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #411 | ant agonist | 4 |
| #3768 | badass belt | 10 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #4 | gremlin juice | 3,566 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1041 | killing feather | 41 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #233 | monomolecular yo-yo | 301 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #750 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #705 | sawblade fragment | 59 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #241 | stuffed gray blob | 187 |
| #395 | teddy borg | 26 |
| #947 | unstable laser battery | 47 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #167 | woven baling wire bracelets | 6 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |