| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #258 | BGE merchandise order form | 16 |
| #396 | BRICKO eye brick | 3 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2691 | Crimbuck | 8 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #354 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 125 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #201 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #100 | Summer Nights | 8 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #63 | acoustic guitarrr | 73 |
| #101 | banjo strings | 4 |
| #404 | black-and-blue light | 110 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #404 | blue plasma ball | 109 |
| #486 | bone rattle | 2 |
| #73 | bottle of Blank-Out | 200 |
| #2778 | box of sunshine | 34 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #435 | didgeridooka | 4 |
| #20 | dinged-up triangle | 4 |
| #77 | disintegrating sheet music | 162 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #635 | drum machine | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #496 | ga-ga radio | 2 |
| #142 | guitar pick | 35 |
| #158 | heavy metal sonata | 4 |
| #156 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 6 |
| #58 | ironic moustache | 3 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #54 | lemon popsicle | 3 |
| #114 | liver popsicle | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #60 | orange popsicle | 3 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #35 | paperclip | 1,399 |
| #271 | portable photocopier | 25 |
| #588 | red class ring | 11 |
| #766 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 10 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| #85 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 3 |
| #210 | stained mattress | 5 |
| #110 | stolen accordion | 885 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #68 | strawberry popsicle | 2 |
| #76 | tambourine | 11 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #700 | white class ring | 6 |