| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #96 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 3 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #546 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #658 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #413 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1444 | killing feather | 33 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1756 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1109 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1069 | rogue swarmer | 50 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1435 | sawblade fragment | 39 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7824 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1239 | unstable laser battery | 41 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |