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| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #658 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #242 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,545 |
| #483 | CRIMBCO wine | 16 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #461 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 13 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #602 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #4671 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #81 | double-ice cap | 5 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #193 | duct tape | 253 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #724 | figurine of a charred seal | 2 |
| #422 | figurine of a cold seal | 13 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #11 | figurine of a slippery seal | 153 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #338 | fuzzy busby | 8 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #317 | grue egg omelette | 8 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #2051 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #357 | lump of diamond | 6 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #570 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #34 | seal-blubber candle | 129 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #581 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1858 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #484 | useless powder | 243 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #496 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #95 | white balloon | 657 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |