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| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #659 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #242 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,545 |
| #483 | CRIMBCO wine | 16 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #462 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 13 |
| #1536 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1493 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #504 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #603 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #4674 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #81 | double-ice cap | 5 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #193 | duct tape | 253 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #724 | figurine of a charred seal | 2 |
| #423 | figurine of a cold seal | 13 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #11 | figurine of a slippery seal | 153 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #339 | fuzzy busby | 8 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #478 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #315 | grue egg omelette | 8 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #2056 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #994 | herbs | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #150 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #360 | lump of diamond | 6 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #569 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #1709 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #750 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #34 | seal-blubber candle | 129 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #582 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1866 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #483 | useless powder | 243 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #497 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #95 | white balloon | 657 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #464 | wumpus hair | 1 |