| #939 | Amulet of Yendor | 11 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #1171 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #48 | around the world | 105 |
| #232 | bag of airline peanuts | 122 |
| 🥉 | beer-soaked mop | 3,596 |
| #130 | black candy heart | 106 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #295 | clown hammer | 95 |
| #130 | club necklace | 34 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #156 | cymbal syrup | 89 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #291 | defective skull | 83 |
| #449 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #100 | diamond necklace | 40 |
| #117 | duct tape | 420 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #185 | encoder ring | 107 |
| #444 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 66 |
| #421 | fake fake vomit | 77 |
| #342 | fake hand | 82 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #467 | grue egg omelette | 4 |
| #12 | guitar pick | 3,670 |
| #1844 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #126 | heart necklace | 37 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #438 | jazz soap | 68 |
| #306 | joybuzzer | 97 |
| #515 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 58 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #146 | mood ring | 94 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #85 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 3 |
| #285 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 94 |
| #409 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 76 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #475 | roll of toilet paper | 180 |
| #175 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 30 |
| #102 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 44 |
| #85 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 47 |
| #93 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 42 |
| #329 | rubber emo roe | 94 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #58 | secret from the future | 3 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #85 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 4 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| #122 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| 🥉 | smoking grass | 31,337 |
| #87 | spade necklace | 47 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #368 | whoopie cushion | 86 |
| #489 | wind-up chattering teeth | 65 |
| #238 | x-ray specs | 95 |
| #38 | yellow snowcone | 572 |