| #938 | Amulet of Yendor | 11 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #1173 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #48 | around the world | 105 |
| #231 | bag of airline peanuts | 122 |
| 🥉 | beer-soaked mop | 3,596 |
| #131 | black candy heart | 106 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #297 | clown hammer | 95 |
| #129 | club necklace | 34 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #158 | cymbal syrup | 89 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #290 | defective skull | 83 |
| #454 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #99 | diamond necklace | 40 |
| #117 | duct tape | 420 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #927 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #185 | encoder ring | 107 |
| #442 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 66 |
| #421 | fake fake vomit | 77 |
| #340 | fake hand | 82 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #466 | grue egg omelette | 4 |
| #11 | guitar pick | 3,670 |
| #1851 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #125 | heart necklace | 37 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #438 | jazz soap | 68 |
| #306 | joybuzzer | 97 |
| #517 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 58 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #145 | mood ring | 94 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #85 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 3 |
| #283 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 94 |
| #408 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 76 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #480 | roll of toilet paper | 180 |
| #174 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 30 |
| #100 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 44 |
| #85 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 47 |
| #92 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 42 |
| #328 | rubber emo roe | 94 |
| #1033 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #58 | secret from the future | 3 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #85 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 4 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| #121 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| 🥉 | smoking grass | 31,337 |
| #85 | spade necklace | 47 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #367 | whoopie cushion | 86 |
| #491 | wind-up chattering teeth | 65 |
| #235 | x-ray specs | 95 |
| #39 | yellow snowcone | 572 |