| #248 | Crimbuck | 3,343 |
| #166 | FDKOL commendation | 4,149 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #17 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 998 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #73 | The Cooler Out of Space | 37 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #116 | anniversary balloon | 11 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #35 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1,256 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #61 | box of sunshine | 7,600 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #148 | cheap toaster | 12 |
| 🥈 | disease | 153,409 |
| #291 | duct tape | 140 |
| #120 | easter egg balloon | 117 |
| #96 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #556 | handful of confetti | 73 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #8 | patent antipsychotics | 912 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #8 | safarrri hat | 2,946 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #736 | solid gold bowling ball | 21 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #165 | towel | 56 |
| 🥉 | voodoo doll | 1 |