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| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #462 | Goodfella contract | 44 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #577 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 3 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #303 | chrome crossbow | 2 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #33 | clockwork crossbow | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #687 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 9 |
| #832 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 4 |
| #701 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 8 |
| #700 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 9 |
| #704 | dusty bottle of Port | 9 |
| #709 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 7 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #121 | killing feather | 142 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #30 | pirate fledges | 3 |
| #1404 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1166 | stuffed gray blob | 13 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |