JJAndrews

RankItemQuantity
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#3368Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
#470Elmley shades1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#462Goodfella contract44
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#471Sinful Desires1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#577The Big Book of Pirate Insults3
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#228Woldo trading card1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#1106asbestos ore1
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#2729bottle of goofballs6
#545can of fake snow1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#303chrome crossbow2
#523chrome sword1
#33clockwork crossbow2
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#46clockwork staff1
#70clockwork sword1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#687dusty bottle of Marsala9
#832dusty bottle of Merlot4
#701dusty bottle of Muscat8
#700dusty bottle of Pinot Noir9
#704dusty bottle of Port9
#709dusty bottle of Zinfandel7
#3661easter egg balloon3
#1008fake plastic grass1
#2296fuzzy dice3
#719goth kid t-shirt3
#385jar of swamp gas100
#499kickback cookbook1
#121killing feather142
#456linoleum crossbow1
#870linoleum ore1
#287linoleum staff2
#521linoleum sword1
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#30pirate fledges3
#1404really dense meat stack2
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#2146rubber WWBD? bracelet3
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1541solid gold bowling ball6
#5713stuffed Cheshire bitten5
#7825stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#7830stuffed astral badger2
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#7693stuffed cocoabo2
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#7880stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#1166stuffed gray blob13
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#6375stuffed scary death orb4
#3952stuffed shoulder parrot2
#7679stuffed snowy owl2
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#7823stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#174tin star1
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#2453tiny plastic Crimbo elf3
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1520tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#2059tiny plastic The Man2
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#4840tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1243tiny plastic fluffy bunny6
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#1757tiny plastic lobsterfrogman4
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2783tiny plastic senile lihc2
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#1841towel1
#477toy deathbot2
#478tree skirt1
#286yellow glowstick5

Wow, that's 571 items total!

what items are this player missing?