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| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #463 | Goodfella contract | 44 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #576 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 3 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2727 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #303 | chrome crossbow | 2 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #33 | clockwork crossbow | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #686 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 9 |
| #831 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 4 |
| #700 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 8 |
| #699 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 9 |
| #703 | dusty bottle of Port | 9 |
| #708 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 7 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #717 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #122 | killing feather | 142 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #288 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #30 | pirate fledges | 3 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1167 | stuffed gray blob | 13 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |