| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1028 | Time Juice | 6 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #31 | foam noodle | 100 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #46 | inflatable duck | 100 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #2050 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #25 | water wings | 100 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |