| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1026 | Time Juice | 6 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #32 | foam noodle | 100 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #47 | inflatable duck | 100 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #2055 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #26 | water wings | 100 |
| #863 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |