| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #171 | brown plastic baby | 4 |
| #88 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #25 | dwarvish magazine | 50 |
| #1590 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #2168 | killing feather | 12 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1756 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1365 | robotronic egg | 12 |
| #2367 | rogue swarmer | 12 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2470 | unstable laser battery | 12 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2757 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #497 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #978 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |