| #479 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 4 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #128 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 13 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #1170 | box of sunshine | 187 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #88 | cool mushroom wine | 3 |
| #226 | cruelty-free wine | 11 |
| #686 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 9 |
| #325 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 59 |
| #616 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 12 |
| #285 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 73 |
| #316 | dusty bottle of Port | 69 |
| #524 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 18 |
| #365 | fine wine | 14 |
| #105 | flaming mushroom wine | 4 |
| #91 | flat mushroom wine | 2 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| 🥇 | jar of anniversary jam | 2 |
| #94 | knoll mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #180 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #101 | pointy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #825 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #155 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #343 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #157 | thistle wine | 25 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #242 | white Canadian | 13 |