| #479 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 4 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #128 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 13 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #1174 | box of sunshine | 187 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #89 | cool mushroom wine | 3 |
| #228 | cruelty-free wine | 11 |
| #687 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 9 |
| #326 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 59 |
| #617 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 12 |
| #286 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 73 |
| #317 | dusty bottle of Port | 69 |
| #525 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 18 |
| #365 | fine wine | 14 |
| #105 | flaming mushroom wine | 4 |
| #91 | flat mushroom wine | 2 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| 🥇 | jar of anniversary jam | 2 |
| #93 | knoll mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #181 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #101 | pointy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #828 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #154 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #343 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #840 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #618 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #158 | thistle wine | 25 |
| #1221 | towel | 4 |
| #243 | white Canadian | 13 |