| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #155 | Cloaca grenade | 106 |
| #71 | Cloaca-Cola | 710 |
| #74 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 43 |
| #1060 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #756 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #274 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #595 | Crimboween memo | 18 |
| #2882 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #922 | Daffy Taffy | 27 |
| #568 | Dyspepsi grenade | 22 |
| #806 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 64 |
| #188 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 15 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #88 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 43 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #289 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 193 |
| #208 | Rock Pops | 226 |
| #140 | Senior Mints | 99 |
| #531 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #279 | Yummy Tummy bean | 738 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1130 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #42 | bow | 8 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #236 | candy cane | 159 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #337 | eggnog | 51 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #334 | fruitcake | 66 |
| #1034 | ghost cucumber | 28 |
| #292 | ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #612 | gingerbread bugbear | 39 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1664 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1076 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #615 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #385 | portable corkscrew | 18 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #524 | red striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #549 | string of blue beads | 22 |
| #437 | string of green beads | 27 |
| #473 | string of red beads | 24 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #5707 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5800 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #4300 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3599 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #6321 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5150 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #317 | support cummerbund | 23 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1425 | valuable trinket | 21 |
| #1407 | wind-up chattering teeth | 9 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #879 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |