| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #624 | Corpse Island iced tea | 8 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #134 | Miniborg beeper | 4 |
| #123 | Miniborg hiveminder | 4 |
| #138 | Miniborg laser | 4 |
| #157 | Miniborg stomper | 4 |
| #146 | Miniborg strangler | 4 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #149 | all-purpose cleaner | 71 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #829 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #126 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 7 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #214 | bottle of pirate juice | 4 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #494 | can of spinach | 4 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #731 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 12 |
| #694 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #733 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #889 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #194 | cyclops eyedrops | 2 |
| #536 | distilled fortified wine | 4 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #225 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #506 | fake blood | 2 |
| #282 | [2426]fire flower | 4 |
| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #59 | handful of moss | 197 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #315 | llama lama gong | 4 |
| #231 | milk of magnesium | 4 |
| #634 | mind flayer corpse | 6 |
| #740 | nanite-infested candy cane | 16 |
| #192 | nanite-infested eggnog | 22 |
| #301 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 14 |
| #177 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 22 |
| #463 | nanofiber cloth | 11 |
| #53 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 31 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #404 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #282 | off-white striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #341 | scented massage oil | 4 |
| #180 | shot of rotgut | 5 |
| #194 | shrinking powder | 2 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #127 | smudged alchemical recipe | 4 |
| #2927 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #361 | tasty tart | 4 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #255 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 60 |
| #191 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 27 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #971 | yeti fur | 31 |