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| #626 | Corpse Island iced tea | 8 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #135 | Miniborg beeper | 4 |
| #123 | Miniborg hiveminder | 4 |
| #138 | Miniborg laser | 4 |
| #157 | Miniborg stomper | 4 |
| #146 | Miniborg strangler | 4 |
| #1632 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #149 | all-purpose cleaner | 71 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #829 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #126 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 7 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #213 | bottle of pirate juice | 4 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #494 | can of spinach | 4 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #731 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 12 |
| #696 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #736 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #891 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #194 | cyclops eyedrops | 2 |
| #538 | distilled fortified wine | 4 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #129 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #282 | [2426]fire flower | 4 |
| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #765 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #59 | handful of moss | 197 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #315 | llama lama gong | 4 |
| #231 | milk of magnesium | 4 |
| #635 | mind flayer corpse | 6 |
| #741 | nanite-infested candy cane | 16 |
| #192 | nanite-infested eggnog | 22 |
| #302 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 14 |
| #178 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 22 |
| #463 | nanofiber cloth | 11 |
| #53 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 31 |
| #924 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #405 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #283 | off-white striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1545 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #340 | scented massage oil | 4 |
| #180 | shot of rotgut | 5 |
| #194 | shrinking powder | 2 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #127 | smudged alchemical recipe | 4 |
| #2932 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #361 | tasty tart | 4 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1238 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1236 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #257 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 60 |
| #191 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 27 |
| #222 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #973 | yeti fur | 31 |