| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #54 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2320 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #215 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #13 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 3 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #21 | Wand of Oscus | 4 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #926 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #4834 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2479 | grue egg | 8 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #704 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #1849 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2380 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |